computer jokes

[missil]

Cool......

I give you this one :

Little Johnny went up to his father and asked:
- Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?
Johnny's father replied:
- Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.

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TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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