Some Selected TWEETS from Twitter

[ismaels]

Hey, can I borrow a pencil?" *Thinking* Hmm, Which pencil dont I need back?

i actually used to keep some pencils i don't need just to borrow it to other people

they always borrow it permenantly

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it's not a train

i was so happy it wasn't a train ........ turns out a cliff

i like your post