۩˙·٠• true defenitions ۩˙·٠•

[amel nina]

School: A place where father pays and Son plays

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father : A banker provided by nature

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh
so true and so funny hhhhhhh
and this :

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

is a warning for me as a future doctor
hhhhhhhh

[amel nina]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Black_Poison

hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh
so true and so funny hhhhhhh
and this :

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

is a warning for me as a future doctor
hhhhhhhh

thank you for passing by, you really made me happy

so are you gonna be a doctor?? that's cool cuz I'm gonna be a dentist, as far as I know, people get freaked out just as the idea of visiting a dentist is being mentioned hhhhh, that's so true

by the way, don't even try to apply the idea of this definition, I know you're crazy and you'll do it hhhhh just kidding

[Hillin]

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

[Hind_dz]

loooooooooooool

they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling



good one Nine, thank u

[english2013]

hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much

[amel nina]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hillin

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

happy that you liked all of them

it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh, I'm kidding

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hind_dz

loooooooooooool

they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling



good one Nine, thank u

thanks for passing by my twin

it's really kind from you

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة english2013

hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much

hello our new sister and to you between us

thanks

[Hillin]

Lol
and I was thinking that our friendship would last forever
heheheheheh
don't take it seriously
coz
it would Inchaa Allah
I really missed talking to you darling
u,ur twins,and White milk
but as y know friends i'm liitle busy and worried about the next year
it would be the last year for me at university
and I've to think about "memoire"l
thus i may leave the club for a while
dear friends

[amel nina]

oh deary, i missed you too



what a coincidence!! this year will be you last year in university while it'll my first year in it, you leave and I enter



I hope you won't be away for too long cuz the forum will be nothing without your sense of humor hhhh

oh, I almost forgot i'll aslo be away after a month because of the inscriptions and preparations for the university
so, we're in the same case

[Hillin]

Dear Nina
Really It's kind of you honey
University really was great and sweet thu the troubles we may encounter
but Believe me I learnt too much from it
I got free lesson
and I think
you'll get your's too
darling

[amel nina]

thanks for the encouragement



I really feel so bad about the university espicially that I'll study in Oran, it's so far and I don't know if I can bear the fact of being away from my family, i'm really confused



dad told me that he'll try to transfer me to Blida university, I'm not sure if he could do this

[Hillin]

Don't worry Honey
just take it easy
yeah I agree with you since at my first year at university I was scared and I couldn't imagine myself far from home a
at all
but thanks to Allah
coz university taught me how to be responsible
how to rely on my own
to destinguish btw the Good and Bad
cool and hopeful Hillin
feel at ease darling you'll c
you'll have ur turn and you'll taste thing that I've told u about
u'll c how life is tasteful & tastless
wishing u all the Best
^^

[amel nina]

thank you so much for these uplifting words, I really felt comfortable reading your reply



you're right i must rely on myself, I'm no longer a kid , I have to learn how to be responsible






thanks again my friend

[السَّحابة البيضاءْ]

[whoseen]

it is veryyyyyyyy funny