funny jokes for you

[atheena]

welcome
i hope you will like my jokes

1-The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

2- Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second ********."

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.



A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

thats all i hope you will like it

[Belkacemdz]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

[الميستر حشيشة]

The last joke is just HILARIOUS
LOOOOOOOOL

[atheena]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة belkacemdz

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

و عليكم السلام و رحمة الله و بركاته

[atheena]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الميستر حشيشة

The last joke is just HILARIOUS
LOOOOOOOOL

thank you for passing loooooooool

[Luffy2]

Fantastic!! Thx

[atheena]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Luffy2

Fantastic!! Thx

your welcome

[ridha2319]

thank your brother

for this

[atheena]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ridha2319

thank your brother

for this

first your welcome and second
i am your sister not brother
and you don't have to appologize because it is funny i have earlier mistaken about someone that i thought he is a girl but apparently not

[Bouchra mimi]

LOL

That was really funny

thank you so much hunn

[atheena]

your welcome

[- إكرام -]

you are a taxii ! hhhhhhhhhhhh very funny

thank you

[atheena]

your welcome sis

[DôRsàfe]

~~ .. Realy Funny Jokes sis i lik them hhh .. ~~

[atheena]

your welcome