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[massi3dd]

The Lion

One day a lion was walking through the jungle. He was young and very proud. He met a
snake and said, “Who is the king of the jungle?”
The snake said, “You are.” It did not make the lion angry and he smiled.
Thirty metres later, he met a monkey and asked, “Monkey, Who is the king of the jungle?”
The monkey said quickly, “You are.” The lion smiled and continued on his way.
Next, the lion met a crocodile. He stopped and asked the crocodile, “Who is the king of the
jungle?” The crocodile didn’t answer so the lion roared very loudly. “WHO IS THE KING
OF THE JUNGLE?” The crocodile answered quickly, “You are.” The lion was satisfied and
said, “Next time, answer quickly or I will eat you!”
Finally, the lion met an elephant. He stopped, looked angrily at the elephant and asked,
“Elephant, who is king of the jungle?”
The elephant picked up the lion with his trunk and dropped him to the ground. The elephant
kicked the lion and then jumped on top of him.
The lion was very surprised and hurt. He got up, shook the dirt off and shouted,
“YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET ANGRY JUST BECAUSE YOU
DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER!”

[massi3dd]

PICASSO (A True Story)

One day, a famous art collector was having a party. He had many famous paintings on his
walls. He saw one man studying his favourite painting which was above his fireplace. He
said to the man, “This is a real Picasso.”.
The man shook his head. He said, “I am an art expert.
This definitely isn’t a real Picasso. It is a fake.”
The art collector was shocked.
He called up his agent and asked to have
a personal appointment with Picasso.
The meeting was arranged and he flew to Paris. He went directly to Picasso’s studio and after
climbing the stairs, knocked on the door. Picasso shouted, “Come in!”. Picasso was busy
painting a large painting. He quickly looked over his shoulder and asked, “What is it? I’m
busy.”
The art collector said, “Mr. Picasso I only have one quick question. Can you please look at
this painting and tell me if it is a fake?”
Picasso looked over his shoulder at it and quickly snapped, “It is a fake”. The collector
thanked Picasso and left.
One year later, the collector returned to Picasso’s studio. He walked up the stairs and
knocked on the door. Picasso was busy painting and he angrily asked, “What is it?!”
The art collector said, “Picasso, sorry to interrupt but I have just one question. Can you look
at this painting and tell me if it is a fake?” Picasso looked over his shoulder and quickly
replied, “It is a fake!”
The man was shocked, he said, “It can’t be! I was here last year and saw you, yourself,
painting this very painting! Picasso turned around and said,
“Sometimes I paint fakes.

[Hillin]

[QUOTE=massi3dd;3993305770]i'll share with you these short stories :


IT’S THE BUTCHER!

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[QUOTE=massi3dd;3993305772]THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT

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The Salesman




WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.”

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Fish Tale

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THE SHOPKEEPER

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[CENTER][CENTER]The Lion
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PICASSO (A True Story)

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THx for sharing such funny short stories
I like them all and most the mother's birthday and salesman tales

[youcefscor]

“Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.”

[youcefscor]

Once upon a time...there was a little sparrow...who, while flying south for the winter, froze solid...and fell to the ground.

To make matters worse,a cow crapped on him.But the manure was warm and defrosted him. So there he is, warm and happy
to be alive and he starts to sing.

A cat comes along...and he clears off the manure and eats the little bird.

The moral of the story is this: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy...and everyone who gets you out of crap...is not necessarily your friend.
And if you´re warm and happy...no matter where you are, keep your big mouth shut.

[الميستر حشيشة]

You only live once, so why you are always sad ?
- Unknown

[بشرى التيسمسيلتية]

hiiii nice topic i like it
me too i want to be friend with u ef u want of course
don't judge a book from it's cover ..

[OpeyXD]

hello thank u for this topic

[الميستر حشيشة]

No pains, no gains

- An English Proverb

[Bouchra mimi]

[DôRsàfe]

[algeria6128]

Hi every body
I miss The English Club
and u re post
I love Quotes of George.J.Martin the writer of Game of throne

A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge

Fear cuts deeper than swords

and the best
Winter is coming

[algeria6128]

Where are u guys
Why u are Sleeping

[NasredineDZ]

WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY

hope u like it guys!!!

[algeria6128]

it s more motivational
good quote
thank s