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English Club Discussions and debate about life, news and events..etc |
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2015-04-28, 03:32 | رقم المشاركة : 181 | ||||
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The Lion One day a lion was walking through the jungle. He was young and very proud. He met a snake and said, “Who is the king of the jungle?” The snake said, “You are.” It did not make the lion angry and he smiled. Thirty metres later, he met a monkey and asked, “Monkey, Who is the king of the jungle?” The monkey said quickly, “You are.” The lion smiled and continued on his way. Next, the lion met a crocodile. He stopped and asked the crocodile, “Who is the king of the jungle?” The crocodile didn’t answer so the lion roared very loudly. “WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?” The crocodile answered quickly, “You are.” The lion was satisfied and said, “Next time, answer quickly or I will eat you!” Finally, the lion met an elephant. He stopped, looked angrily at the elephant and asked, “Elephant, who is king of the jungle?” The elephant picked up the lion with his trunk and dropped him to the ground. The elephant kicked the lion and then jumped on top of him. The lion was very surprised and hurt. He got up, shook the dirt off and shouted, “YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET ANGRY JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER!”
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2015-04-28, 03:33 | رقم المشاركة : 182 | |||
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PICASSO (A True Story) One day, a famous art collector was having a party. He had many famous paintings on his walls. He saw one man studying his favourite painting which was above his fireplace. He said to the man, “This is a real Picasso.”. The man shook his head. He said, “I am an art expert. This definitely isn’t a real Picasso. It is a fake.” The art collector was shocked. He called up his agent and asked to have a personal appointment with Picasso. The meeting was arranged and he flew to Paris. He went directly to Picasso’s studio and after climbing the stairs, knocked on the door. Picasso shouted, “Come in!”. Picasso was busy painting a large painting. He quickly looked over his shoulder and asked, “What is it? I’m busy.” The art collector said, “Mr. Picasso I only have one quick question. Can you please look at this painting and tell me if it is a fake?” Picasso looked over his shoulder at it and quickly snapped, “It is a fake”. The collector thanked Picasso and left. One year later, the collector returned to Picasso’s studio. He walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. Picasso was busy painting and he angrily asked, “What is it?!” The art collector said, “Picasso, sorry to interrupt but I have just one question. Can you look at this painting and tell me if it is a fake?” Picasso looked over his shoulder and quickly replied, “It is a fake!” The man was shocked, he said, “It can’t be! I was here last year and saw you, yourself, painting this very painting! Picasso turned around and said, “Sometimes I paint fakes. |
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2015-04-28, 10:46 | رقم المشاركة : 183 | |||
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[QUOTE=massi3dd;3993305770]i'll share with you these short stories : |
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2015-05-25, 08:31 | رقم المشاركة : 184 | |||
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“Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.” |
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2015-05-25, 08:39 | رقم المشاركة : 185 | |||
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Once upon a time...there was a little sparrow...who, while flying south for the winter, froze solid...and fell to the ground. |
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2015-05-30, 21:57 | رقم المشاركة : 186 | |||
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You only live once, so why you are always sad ?
- Unknown |
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2015-06-02, 18:15 | رقم المشاركة : 187 | |||
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hiiii nice topic i like it |
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2015-06-07, 18:42 | رقم المشاركة : 188 | |||
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hello thank u for this topic |
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2015-06-07, 23:10 | رقم المشاركة : 189 | |||
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No pains, no gains
- An English Proverb |
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2015-06-07, 23:16 | رقم المشاركة : 190 | |||
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2015-06-08, 00:43 | رقم المشاركة : 191 | |||
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2015-08-26, 01:29 | رقم المشاركة : 192 | |||
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Hi every body
I miss The English Club and u re post I love Quotes of George.J.Martin the writer of Game of throne A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge Fear cuts deeper than swords and the best Winter is coming |
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2015-08-27, 20:28 | رقم المشاركة : 193 | |||
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Where are u guys |
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2015-08-30, 19:54 | رقم المشاركة : 194 | |||
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WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY |
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2015-08-30, 22:00 | رقم المشاركة : 195 | |||
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it s more motivational
good quote thank s |
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