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قديم 2011-05-01, 12:37   رقم المشاركة : 1
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Question !!!!!!????????what do women really want

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

?The question was: What do women really want





Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

"? she asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?Which would you prefer"

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wonderous, intimate moments with
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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.



the moral to this story: If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
?????????????????do you think so






 

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قديم 2011-06-25, 22:10   رقم المشاركة : 2
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such a story to tell , i strongly thank you brother ... i really got something new from you ... i guess i never knew the answer till reading the last lines of the story ... i cannot discuss such a myth i can only see its meaning and be astonished







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قديم 2011-06-26, 11:46   رقم المشاركة : 3
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i dont think so .....God didnt give the man the charge for nothing ... it must be there a great wise on that







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قديم 2011-06-26, 14:45   رقم المشاركة : 4
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i didn't really read what u wrote , but after reading the tittle i remembred a movie for mel gibson ( how to write his fucking name ? )...i hate that movie cuz i hate the actor who has been a very bad person by mistreating his wife in reality







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قديم 2011-07-04, 15:05   رقم المشاركة : 5
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i didn't really read what u wrote , but after reading the tittle i remembred a movie for mel gibson ( how to write his fucking name ? )...i hate that movie cuz i hate the actor who has been a very bad person by mistreating his wife in reality
first thnx for your comment , but i just want to say if u can use word better than this word "his fu****ing name" cuz it's usless, & about th e actor; i don't know a lot about his life but all what i know that he is not the best actor for the juish people because of the movie " christ pains" that's what i know,& also who tell u that all the good persons in movies r good in their life!!!!!!!!






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قديم 2011-07-04, 15:12   رقم المشاركة : 6
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i dont think so .....God didnt give the man the charge for nothing ... it must be there a great wise on that
thnx brother for your coment, i just want to remind you that it's just a myth






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قديم 2011-07-04, 15:16   رقم المشاركة : 7
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such a story to tell , i strongly thank you brother ... i really got something new from you ... i guess i never knew the answer till the reading the last lines of the story ... i cannot discuss such a myth i can only see its meaning and be astonished
you r welcome sister, we try always to bring something new to share it with u hope that we stay always helpful & useful






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قديم 2011-07-08, 16:48   رقم المشاركة : 8
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such a story to tell , i strongly thank you brother ... i really got something new from you ... i guess i never knew the answer till reading the last lines of the story ... i cannot discuss such a myth i can only see its meaning and be astonished
thank you for your effort i like it






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قديم 2011-12-30, 18:01   رقم المشاركة : 9
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When a woman says "what?" its not that she didn't hear you, she's giving you a second chance to change what you said<3







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