What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee

[أم بدر الدين]

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good


The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee



The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee




The Israeli will
(1)

Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese

(2)


Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure

(3)

Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran of
using germ-weapons

(4)

Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights



(5)

Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects
in the cups of coffee




(6)

Re-occupy the West Bank , Gaza Strip





(7)

Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians



(8)

Ask the United States for urgent military support and a
loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee


(9)


Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century


(10)

Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation



and this is the real procedures that the savage enemy usually follows

[hairless17]

Very wonderful you are always giving the best

[butterfly]

really nice topic thnx a lot sister u know when you smile but u wanna cry this is the effect of your words coz unfortunately it's the reality

[hairless17]

You are right butterfly
Welcome back

[أم بدر الدين]

Thank you too much for your comments

[Cheddad]

[align=justify]Great sense of humour and it is still reflecting the reality. I enjoyed reading it, but not the last line. I don't know, but I feel the word that starts with “S" is not appropriate and should be omitted despite they deserve worse than that.

Nice post though.[/align]

[أم بدر الدين]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Cheddad

[align=justify]Great sense of humour and it is still reflecting the reality. I enjoyed reading it, but not the last line. I don't know, but I feel the word that starts with “S" is not appropriate and should be omitted despite they deserve worse than that.

Nice post though.[/align]

You are always particular in your applies ,thank you sir for your advice and you are always welcome

[Cheddad]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة مليكة احلام

You are always particular in your applies ,thank you sir for your advice and you are always welcome

Thank you for changing that, I hope you were not under any kind of pressure in doing that. It was but my humble opinion.
What do you all think if we call each other by the titles brother and sister, instead of the “Sir” stuff? I assume, Islamically speaking, we should be so. Does this make any sense?

Besides, Sir makes me older than I am

[hairless17]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Cheddad

Thank you for changing that, I hope you were not under any kind of pressure in doing that. It was but my humble opinion.
What do you all think if we call each other by the titles brother and sister, instead of the “Sir” stuff? I assume, Islamically speaking, we should be so. Does this make any sense?

Besides, Sir makes me older than I am

You are right brother
Let's do it all

[أم بدر الدين]

OK brother first i always take the advice into consideration and you were right for that reason i changed the term

second it's the 1st time that i see the country where you live ,for that reason your English is so good
third you are welcome with your good advice

[smart]

You are always special in your topics dear
Thank you so much...........i really enjoyed reading it

[أم بدر الدين]

You are welcome dear

[أم بدر الدين]

Yes it is a good idea we will be brothers and sisters

[hairless17]

We are brothers and sisters

[أم بدر الدين]

Yes indeed you are right