Funny messages

[Tawba_19]

Iwrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air,it was blown Iaway.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU

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Twinkle Twinkle little star. You should know what you are. And once you know what you are. Mental hospital is not so far

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time


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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

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Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you


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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

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with my love
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[Dark Butterfly]

Iwrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air,it was blown Iaway.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

this one is the funniest
i realy liked it

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU

ohhh poor him or her
i realy wanna see his face after reading this

Twinkle Twinkle little star. You should know what you are. And once you know what you are. Mental hospital is not so far

hahaaaaaaaaaahahhahaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
i cant stop
hahahahaaaaahahahahaaaa

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

there will be Maroco water drops all over his face

Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you

this is so funny
but in the same time soo cruel
but i loved it

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

i think you should delete this one
coz when we are in darkness
there is Allah beside us
always


well thanx sis for the funniest msg

take care

[أم بدر الدين]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU

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[sabiha18]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time

I liked these two very much
thanx a lot
dont u have others .....they're very funny.....helarious

[conqueror]

I liked this : Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time ... it's the funniest ... so those appear from a heatrless and with sharp tongue person ... not you !!!!

[sabiha18]

[quote=Tawba_19;1349647]





Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you


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[souadtia]

Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you
this one is the funniest

thanks

[simsima687]

[quote=sabiha18;1389902]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Tawba_19

Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you


liked this too]

i like this so much

[نادال رافايال]

really thank u so much my friends

[ينابيع الصفاء]

keep smsing

I'm pleased to read your lovely messages
May Allah save you wherever you go

[سحر الجزائر]

Thank you so so so match

[rachaa]

helarious thank you so much i loved it

[simsima687]

realy u make me laughing

[chaib youcef]

you are the Best my sister
attain your dream

[omsi]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU
i dont know why you write all what you find in internet without any tought .so i think you are ot muslim or you forgot that you are .in usa they choose pepsi and pizza so should change it by other product it is better i think