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Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and
decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher.

“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher


Bad News

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!
What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.



Sign on motorway garage:

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.


Free From Cholesterol

Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where
he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago.

"Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper.

"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter."
The shopkeeper answered politely.

"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "It is clearly written on
the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".


Time Distance

Little John asked a long-distance telephone operator,
"Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"

Operator replied, "Just a minute."

Little John said, "Thank you." And he put down the phone.



DADDY'S LAP

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: You have done the right thing.

Son: But I was sitting on daddy's lap.



World Cup

Two ants are playing football in a saucer.
One says to the other "Hey, you're really good at this".

"Yes I know, I'm playing in the cup next week!"



Egypt's Mummies

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?


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