Can you answer these questions

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o Why isn't phonetics spelled phonetically?
o What's another word for synonym?
o Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
o Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
o Is it possible to be "totally partial?"
o Would a fly that loses its wings be called a "walk?"
o If a turtle loses its ****l is it naked or homeless?
o If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
o If people can have triplets and quadruplets why not singlets and doublets?
o I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where is the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
o Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
o Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
o Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
o Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
o If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
o If flying is so safe, why is the airport called 'terminal'?
Authors: Some are from George Carlin and Stephen Wright; others are unknown
Contributors: Wanda Wilson & John Masher


I didn’t understand this one
o Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?