Very funny jokes

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peace be upon u i hope all of u are ok today i have really funny jokes for u iam sure u will like themthe first one is about a beautiful girl was a college student...once this girl comes late to class the teacher said: why are u late?the girl saidne boy was following me the teacher:so what? the girl: that boy was walking very slow. the second one: teacher to student: kid your essay on my dog is exactly the same as your brother essay did u copy from him? student: no,teacher it is about the same dog! the third one it is dangerous: son: dad, how much does it cost to get married? father: i have never calculated iam still paying for it and the fourth one dad:son what do u want for your birthday? son: not much dad just a radio with a sport`s car around it! the fifth one man to his friend:my wife is too goood she can talk on any subject for hours friend:ahhh!my wife is better she does noteven need a subject to talk about the last one teacher to student:make a sentence in which one word is repeated 2 times student:if Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara finally i hope that i have draw a smile on everyone face