English Jokes

[woosook]

What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee!

by woosook

[khaoukha]

hahahahahahahahahahaha
thank you 4 the joke

[hadjer]

thanx for joke

here is onther one


Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."


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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!


Thanx

[hairless17]

Let's make fun again

[أم بدر الدين]

very funny ,thanx

[hairless17]

Where are the jokes
I want more jokes here

[أم بدر الدين]

Sorry but i am not good in looking for jokes.

[hairless17]

I am spaeaking about jokes that are used in teaching

[lina89]

very nice.....this joke is good....................give us more

[Dark Butterfly]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.


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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"


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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"


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Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"


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[hairless17]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة lina89

very nice.....this joke is good....................give us more

Welcome Lina

[hairless17]

Very funny Thanks Darky

[Dark Butterfly]

u r welcome sir

[hairless17]