Teacher and students

[cute_angel]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct, now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good ****.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.


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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

[hairless17]

very nice jokes
teachers and students
thankyou

[smart]

Iam Sure That You Liked Them Hairless Because You Are Teacher
Thanks A Lot Cutie

[Batoul29]

You're the best cute-angel

[cute_angel]

thanks girls you are welcome

[hairless17]

what about boys
no thanks for them !


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[cute_angel]

sorry ,thank so much

[hairless17]

thank you

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[tina19]

thank you soo much

[gmail]

the most one i liked is this

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

because i am a teacher and it s reflect the reality )))))lol

[sousanabn]

awsome it's great jokes

[نشوة حنين]

thank you very much

[sakura jc]

verry verry funny wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
hahah

[الهام الحياة]

verry funny
the best is

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher



thank you

[super nana]

hahaha*i like that one

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher








thank you sister