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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher,I don't think I want to study history. Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted,if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David :But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that.But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday,teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday,she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday,she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind,how do I know the right answer?
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Old lady : Doctor,I've got a pain in my left leg.
Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age.
Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.
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2009-07-06, 13:26
jokes
......keep up the good work.....and ..about the desperate girl....there are dozens of desperate Guys......so she shouldn't worry about it 
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