Phones are better than girlfriend cuz phones we can SWITCH 'em OFF
LOVE is a gamble
SEX is a game
BOYS do the thing
GIRLS get the blame
1 NIGHT of pleasure
9 MONTHs of pain
1 DAY at the hospital
AND
JUNIOR needs a name
LOVE is just like a chainese MOBILE ...... NO GUARANTEE
and
when nothing goes right GO left