When you look at my hair
you'll understand why life is unfair
looks like the barber had a bad day
even him didn't know what to say
I look like a jewish robot
I'm crying it's not my faut
Maybe he wanted to dig to my brain
now my skull feels the rain
Girls when the see they scream
My gel is a feet cream
It's a hairy funny nightmare
And that's why life is unfair