School: A place where father pays and Son plays
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father : A banker provided by nature
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything