منتديات الجلفة لكل الجزائريين و العرب - عرض مشاركة واحدة - ۩˙·٠• true defenitions ۩˙·٠•
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قديم 2012-08-10, 19:19   رقم المشاركة : 1
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School: A place where father pays and Son plays

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich


Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters


Divorce: Future tense of Marriage


Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower


Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


Dictionary : A place where success comes before work


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on


Father : A banker provided by nature


Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught


Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after


Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills


Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight


Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life


Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together


Experience: The name men give to their mistakes


Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions


Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything