Take Breath

[Hillin]

Hi Friends
this is a new game
i hope you enjoy playing it
it"s easy
a kind of counting
don"t be worry it hasn"t a relationship with mathematics
we count from 1 to 10"every one should mention just one number"and the person who post the last number ie:10
has to tell us a joke
ok
I"ll give the first number
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[Black_Poison]

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nice
game

[mynona]

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cool
good game

[polina03]

nice game..thx

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5

GrξAt ğamE

[Foufa23]

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[2ne1girl]

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[Black_Poison]

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[أمل روسيكادا]

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so who is the next

[the fly boy]

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ya got me in here guys
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now i'm the one who supose tell the joke
I just hope u'll like it
The Joke
The teacher : why did the frog say meow
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The pupil : it was learning a foreign languo
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[chama115]

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[Hillin]

Nice joke broth fly boy
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foUr ,

[the fly boy]

Anytime Hillin
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[أمل روسيكادا]

hhhhh very funny ...nice joke bro
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[Hillin]

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harry up
just 3 numbers left and i"ll laugh again
HHhhhhhhehehehehehehehehehehhe
poor 10

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8 , ..


Yees ! hUrry Up ;

[the fly boy]

9
lucky number 10
I wonder

[تفـღـآؤل ツ وردٍ✿]

10 ،


WelL , herE's thE jOoke !

~ << .. ؛


TeacHer : Peter ! giV me tWo prOnouNs.

Peter : WhO ? Mee ?

[.kiki]

one
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one
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[Hillin]

10 ،



WelL , herE's thE jOoke !

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TeacHer : Peter ! giV me tWo prOnouNs.


Peter : WhO ? Mee ?


Thank you sister for the joke
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[the fly boy]

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[.kiki]

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[Black_Poison]

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[Hillin]

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I love this number
it is my favourite number

[.kiki]

aha? one more information about you then ^^ 8888

[Hillin]

you're chasing after me!!!!i
I hold you
don"t deny that
I"m just kidding
sweetie

[polina03]

nine..nine..nine

[Hillin]

Ten
10
the joke
there's a miser who has 3 oranges,he wanted to eat them all so he opens the first orange but he found it rotten "non-edible" then he opens the second,it was like the first and threw it away
one orange left so he switches off the light and ate it
I hope to like it
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[Hillin]

Note:Miser is the person who loves gothering money and hates to spend them

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hhĥ h ! soO fџNny H ΐ lLin

ThaŋK U .. ♡


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[.kiki]

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(it WAS funny)

[Hillin]

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[أمل روسيكادا]

hhh so funny
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[.kiki]

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[Hillin]

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Next
who is going to tell us a joke today

[Black_Poison]

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[Black_Poison]

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[.kiki]

TEN !

I have a chinese joke

(hope you guys like it)


Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Rightnow, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh
a crazy world of misunderstanding
hhhhhhhhh
so funny
but you stole my place kiki


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[.kiki]

emmm so make sure next time it'll be you who tell us the joke, deal? hh

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[Black_Poison]

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[.kiki]

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[Black_Poison]

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[Hillin]

Thank you "kiki'for the so funny joke
I liked it
do you think that its origin is 'chineese'since I don't think so
it seems like it was made by someone else may be americans but not chineese themselves ;they love and respect their names so they can't kid in such things ........
i mean it"s the same case that algerians's jokes envolve sometimes egyptians
well..doesn't matter
thx alot
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[Black_Poison]

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[.kiki]

yeah I don't think it's originally chinese either, but thta's its title that I remembered it with... and that's how I heard it for the first time, Hillin ^^

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[Hillin]

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Nine nine nine nine
just one number left
and I'll laugh again
hehehehheheheheheheheh
i hope that would be BP White milk turn now
hehehehehe

[.kiki]

come On revenge girl.. we're waiting.. it's your turn remember? make us laugh
^ ^

[Hillin]

she is not here
but we have to wait her Sweetie kiki
she "ll come
she is addicted
hehehehehehehe

[.kiki]

hhhhh she's coming indeed, you were right

[Black_Poison]

TEN
HHHHHH
i am addicted hhhhh
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

[Hillin]

yeaah she is mving around

really i'm waiting to see her face when she sees that she who has to bring the joke
heheheheheeheheheheheheheh

[Black_Poison]

hhhhh she's coming indeed, you were right

she knows me for real

[Black_Poison]

yeaah she is mving around

really i'm waiting to see her face when she sees that she who has to bring the joke
heheheheheeheheheheheheheh


i brought the joke
i hope u like it

[.kiki]

hhhhhh poor wife.. poor husband hh that was so funny darling, thank you so much

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[Black_Poison]

really hhhhhhhh
thanks kiki
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[Hillin]

TEN
HHHHHH
i am addicted hhhhh
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
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:D
nice to see u darling
hehehehehehehehehe
it"s a nice joke as well
I see u deal with certificate from now
hehehehehehehehe
we're waiting for u
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[Hillin]

ok
late as usual
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[.kiki]

^^ better late then never, dear

so it's 4.. and I have to excuse myself out now.. I would love to stay with you longer girls but the duty is calling hhh I gotta do the dishes hh

see you tomorrow nchallah, have a great night

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[Black_Poison]

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sorry i'm typing math lessons for my brother

[Black_Poison]

see ya tomorrow kiki
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[Hillin]

sweet dreams sister KIki
Good luck with ur work
hehehehehehe
washing dishes is the work that i don't like at all
hehehehehehe
I think no woman enjoys it
hehehehe
mathematic you said
so good luck as well
well I can't go bed now coz we're waiting for my brother'arrival from abroad
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[Black_Poison]

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really
i hope he will come back healthy and wealthy
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my brother is far away too
but in the south
he's working in Adrar
i miss him very much

[Hillin]

it's kind of u darling
i wish you'll meet ur brother soon as well
wow
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hehehe
can u get what I'm thinking of
now
Kiki
heheheheheheh

[Black_Poison]

ok
you will do it again

[Hillin]

you know she will bring us
indian joke
mahi mahi mahi
souri souri souriiiiiii
heheheheh
dear White milk i'm going to be off line now
finally he came
so
good bye darling
sweet dreams
ok sweeter than honey
TAKECARE
C U TOMORROW
IF the GOD WELL

[Black_Poison]

see ya darling

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atcha atcha
have sweet dreams

see ya

in the words game

[.kiki]

hhh you girls are unbelievable..
so TEN
here's my joke
(I wish I have an indian one, Hillin hh)


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.



Oh!, Killed any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.

[Hillin]

[QUOTE=.kiki;9414657]hhh you girls are unbelievable..
so TEN
here's my joke
(I wish I have an indian one, Hillin hh)


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.



Oh!, Killed any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.[/QUOTE
heheheheheheheheehehehe
u see how he is a brave husband,he is following flies:confused: a good job
thank u sweetie for the joke
by the way I think u're also following the flies
coz u missed to put the first number
hehehehehehehee
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[.kiki]

welcome honey, the idea is yours, WE should be thanking YOU
^^ I thought the one who gets 10 doesn't write another number! anyway you wrote it so 222

[Hillin]

Welcome sweetie
mine.....no at all
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
you're absent and WM and I planned to offer u a surprise
heheheheheheheheheh
I'm just kidding
by the way I didn't see White milk today,have u?q
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[.kiki]

no, I haven't.. maybe she'll be here later..
unlike me.. :(

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[Hillin]

]Dear I'm going to leave now
they call me now"dinner time".....well...me too I don't think I'll join the net later
I'll be so busy
it's my turn to wash up dishes
hehehehehe
White Milk.....I don't think she'll join the club later
since I guess she is trying to teach her little brother mathematics
heheheheheheheheheheheh
wish u peaceful night
G.Luck
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[.kiki]

ok then, good luck for you too hh
maybe we'll all meet tomorrow
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[ryma93]

Hey guys I am new in this game and I want to have fun with you


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[imane ha]

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[Black_Poison]

soory i came late
oh man i missed a lot of fun
see ya girls
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[Black_Poison]

TEN




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the last joke


A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note-books?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry. Don't have that."

"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should close the store!"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."

[.kiki]

hhh bad day for that woman, isn't it? hh
thnx deary.. it was funny

[Black_Poison]

kiki i'm here today
i'm waiting for you girl
where are you

[mynona]

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[Hillin]

Hi guys
Back to Life
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jokes're the soul of happy life hhhhhhhhh
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come on friends
next plz
^^

[Black_Poison]

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Yep ^^ i remember this one

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[Hillin]

OUCH 1O
mmmmmmmmmmmh
NHanhaaaaahaaaaaaa:D
a dad advise his son "well, it's not from Arabic context) to be clear
Dad; hey my son, don't kiss a Police"woman", bcuz she 'll say "hands up", and don't kiss a female doctor, bcuz she'll say " next PLZ" but kiss a female teacher , bcuz she 'll alwayz say " repeat it 1O times" lol
ooops whity:D
i'ld say Next

[.kiki]

happy to see this agian! (smile) it was fun! God, it sounds like a million years have passed by since then. In sha Allah everyone is in good health and still having good times.

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[Hillin]

hi dear Kikou
Thx honey; i'm really in a good health,yep right it's been quite long time ^^
Thx to Allah, we met each other here:)
How's life around you Frienditta!!
hope to hear from you again
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Keep in touch

[yassinn]

thank youuuuuuuuu

[fille algerie]

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nice game thnx