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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : A problem


vanderrok
2008-12-07, 03:27
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!


Thanks
vanderrok,

vanderrok
2008-12-07, 03:30
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................

أم بدر الدين
2008-12-07, 08:11
Sorry but i can't really get the point ,would you like to explain what is your problem

vanderrok
2008-12-07, 13:41
:19:
reply

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , **** It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!!

DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

hairless17
2008-12-07, 14:18
I think that this is a funny subject not a problem

أم بدر الدين
2008-12-07, 15:02
You have reason hairless what 't this but i think that this member is not having a problem
He is creating a problem

slimane2222
2008-12-07, 19:08
loooooool
nice topic
it's really funny
thanks to the poster

:1:

vanderrok
2008-12-07, 21:04
thanks for all i wanted just to make fun

tlemceni
2008-12-07, 21:24
well, I must tell you that You got me on this one... watch your back


by the way, I have found a back door on the main application Wife1.0
all you need is to download the ****** version called (Wife2.0 / wife 3.0 / wife 4.0)
here is the link (http://www.muslima.com/results/searchresults.cfm?searchView=1&pageno=1)
its very easy to to get the upgraded versions but not that easy to maintain the four applications running on the same time, so its up to you, Take it or leave it..


salam

Cheddad
2008-12-08, 16:39
I guess the root problem is not in the ^grade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I believe that Wife 1.0 needs to run on a machine called Husband 1.0. Wife 1.0 is not compatible with all sorts of machines. In short if you are for instance Husband 0.0 you would fail loading Wife 1.0 and thus you need to upgrade yourself since you don’t deserve any version of the Wife ?.?



I hope I did answer you with the above technical advice.

May Allah protect us.

Jack Bristow
2008-12-09, 11:31
it's very easy problem , just try to upgrade from home 1.0 to homeless junky 0.1 , and everything will go just that smooth

tlemceni
2008-12-10, 23:21
I was trying to download a free version of the famous Wife 1.0 but I failed to get it
a message always pops up that reads you need to get the certified version of this software, all other versions are highly defective to bothe the operating system (Husband 1.0) and to the machin (Marriage 1.4)