British Jokes

[صهيب البتار]

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What is the longest word in the English?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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What kind of fishes can not swim ?
The died ones.

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Great Writer:

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
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Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
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Q:What country is always new?
A:New Zealand
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: a maybe.
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[salwastar]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

it's really so beautiful and funny

i like this kind of jokes
thnk u

[Hillin]

Thanks so much for these funny jokes,really i liked them and what makes me laugh more "the chimical formula and the half of 8"jokes since they are really so funny
thank you again
we're waiting for the new
My Best Wishes

[اناناسة]

Hi there ! i like what you wrote back there .. i enjoyed reading them .. but honestly , british jokes do not make me laugh as much as the jokes i hear in the Algerian streets anyway .. this one i heard in a movie ...
the first snow man told the second snow man : hemm , do you smell this ? the second snow man said : ooh it smells carrots ( snow men noses are carrots so .... this is supposed to be the funny part of the joke

[WhyMe]

looooooooool many thanx..

[سراج الأمل]

Hello thank you for the jokes

[المتوكل محمد]

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Thanks

[أميرة العرب]

saléém

funny ones
thanks a lot

peace

[Olly Amal]

Thnx soooo funny hhhhhhhhhhhh i really like it a lot inchallah u will make us always like that !!!


Allah bless u

[Olly Amal]

Thnx soooo funny hhhhhhhhhhhh i really like it a lot inchallah u will make us always like that !!!


Allah bless u :D:D:D:D :1::1::1::1:

[Doo_down]

Not Funny ... not even a bit

[noor ala noor]

Hi there ! i like what you wrote back there .. i enjoyed reading them .. but honestly , british jokes do not make me laugh as much as the jokes i hear in the Algerian streets anyway .. this one i heard in a movie ...
the first snow man told the second snow man : hemm , do you smell this ? the second snow man said : ooh it smells carrots ( snow men noses are carrots so .... this is supposed to be the funny part of the joke
اhorrible
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i like carots

[~~حــــــسام ~~]

x'D so funny

[kawtthar]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ilhem1996]

thanks a lot it's actually funny

[MeBaReK28]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XD
thank u

[Karim-Rap-4-Life]

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
I liked them they're so funny it gave me a long laugh that took my brath especially joke number 1 and 3 the great writer hahahahahah oh my goodness

[yasmine.br]

lOoOol :D very funny .... But not like the algerian's ones :p

[yasmine.br]

lOoOol funny :D .... but not like the Algerian's ones xD

Peace

[_nassima_]

nice , i laughed , thank u

[_nassima_]

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"

[_nassima_]

_Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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