Three parrots

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A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?


The owner said it was $250.
"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."




The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.




Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "$1,000."

Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.


But the other two call him "BOSS"!!

[Dark Butterfly]

hahahhaaa



The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.


But the other two call him "BOSS"!!





sooo funny

thanx dear sis

for sharing with us

this lovely story

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Welcome dark butterfly
We missed you

[smart]

You are always welcome darling darky
We really miss you here

[smart]

Wonderful sir

[Dark Butterfly]

thanx smarty

i missed you too sweety

its good to be back

[أم بدر الدين]

welcom dear darky,happy to see you again

[hairless17]

Any new jokes about parrots

[smart]

Soon inchaallah

[hairless17]

and we are waiting

[smart]

Don't talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

[hairless17]

wonderful
Always parrots

[smart]

Yep........if you want i can get animals jokes for you sir

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And I am waiting


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A Smart Parrot

A young man's mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn't see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven ********s. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear mother. A few days later, he called. "Ma, what do you think of the bird?"

"The bird was good, but a little tough. I should have *****d it longer." "You ate the bird? Ma, the bird was very expensive. It spoke seven ********s!"

"Oh, excuse me. But, if the bird was so smart, why didn't it say something when I put it in the oven?"

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