computer jokes

[omo mazen]

what did the spider do inside the computer

it made a web page


2-where do computers go on vacation
the big apple

3-why did the witch buy a computer

she needed spellcheck

4- what do you call two websites that get married
the newlywebs

5 what did the boy computer say to the girl computer
you are the apple of my eye

6-what do computer couples fight about
who has to take out the trash
7-hwo do you complement a compter
you are looking chipper today

8-what did the prisoner do when he got a computer

he escaped

9- what is an astronaut,favorite place on a computer
the space bar

10-why did the computer sneeze
it had a virus

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[missil]

Cool......

I give you this one :

Little Johnny went up to his father and asked:
- Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?
Johnny's father replied:
- Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.

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TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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[cd_nail]

Peace be upon both of you

How amazing to comback to this side of Djelfa forum.

Many thanks my friends for the jokes.

I like water jock.

bye

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[omo mazen]

http://img102.herosh.com/2011/01/19/882410975.gifthanks for beeing interested to this joks

[omo mazen]

1-why did the computer go to the supermarket?

to buy its mouse some cheese
2- what did the computer say to the mouse
your click is my command

3 computer:did you know that computers are smarter than people?
human: no, i didn't know that
computer: see what i mean
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[fifiangle]

venry nice ,thank you every one

TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
lol

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thank you very much we are waiting your new

[lamar khalifa]

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