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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : computer jokes


omo mazen
2010-12-22, 22:30
what did the spider do inside the computer

it made a web page


2-where do computers go on vacation
the big apple

3-why did the witch buy a computer

she needed spellcheck

4- what do you call two websites that get married
the newlywebs

5 what did the boy computer say to the girl computer
you are the apple of my eye

6-what do computer couples fight about
who has to take out the trash
7-hwo do you complement a compter
you are looking chipper today

8-what did the prisoner do when he got a computer

he escaped

9- what is an astronaut,favorite place on a computer
the space bar

10-why did the computer sneeze
it had a virus

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المعتصمة بدين الله
2010-12-24, 17:05
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omo mazen
2010-12-25, 16:22
choukrane laki okhti mo3tassima bi allah litatalo3aki 3la hathihi anokate wa yasoroni anaha a3jabtki

°~بَسْـمَة أَمَـــ،ــلْ °~
2010-12-28, 14:28
http://scientopia.org/img-archive/scicurious/img_825.gif

hafi-rihanna
2011-01-01, 18:57
not so funny i prefer the algerian joks