مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : والله راح تشبع ضحك و جد الحل ان كنت ذكيا.
سخعاضهلا
2010-12-18, 20:19
يحكى مرة انه تزوج مدرس لمادة الكيمياء بمدرسة لمادة الكيمياء العضوية.. فأنجبا صبيا حلو الملامح أطلقو عليه اسم
سامي اكسيد الكربون
تكمن الدعابة في انهما اطلقا عليه اسم مركب كيميائي مستوحى من خلال عملهما اليومي
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يحكى مرة أن أحد الحمقى أراد أن يتجرع بعض الحليب الساخن
فقام بوضع البقرة على النار
تكمن الدعابة في كون حماقة هذا الاخرق قد صورت له ان وضع البقرة على النار سيجعل الحليب ساخنا
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يحكى مرة أن أحد الحشاشين قد صدم رجلا يسير في الشارع .. فقال الرجل المصدوم مخاطبا الحشاش: أأحمق انت .. أولم ترني ؟؟
فأجاب الحشاش: لدي احساس اني رايتك ولكن على ما يبدو خانتني الذاكرة ولا اذكر اين؟؟
تكمن الدعابة هنا بالفهم الخاطئ من قبل الحشاش للسؤال الاستنكاري الذي تفوه به الشخض المصدوم
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وشكرا لحسن المتابعة
سخعاضهلا
2010-12-18, 20:20
اريدكم ان تدخلوا و تضعوا ردودكم.
سخعاضهلا
2010-12-18, 20:26
اريد من كل واحد منكم ان يجد الدعابة في كل قصة.
@[نســـــيم ♥ الجـــــود]@
2010-12-18, 20:26
looooooooooooooooooool fort bazzef merci
yasmine f
2010-12-18, 20:27
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_أمل جديد_
2010-12-18, 20:57
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سبحان الله و بحمده سبحان الله العظيم
سخعاضهلا
2010-12-18, 20:59
شكرا لكم جميعا.
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يانيس تيتو
2010-12-18, 23:00
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أنا هو سامي أوكسيد الكاربون لا سقساك واحد علي ولا ...راني هنا
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omar3235
2010-12-19, 10:57
شكر thank you
جزائري كتلوني
2010-12-19, 11:14
شكراااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
merry star
2010-12-19, 11:44
شكرا لك
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chinwiya khalwiya
2010-12-19, 17:41
loool
merci bcp
شـ أسماءــروق
2010-12-19, 18:16
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antora18
2010-12-19, 18:42
هههههههههااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا ااااااا ضحكتنا:D:D:o:o:D
بهاء الغروب
2010-12-19, 20:11
merci beaucoup
سخعاضهلا
2010-12-19, 20:15
شكرا لكم جميعا على هذه المشاركات الطيبة.
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بسملة توحيد
2010-12-27, 01:19
تكمن الدعابة في انك كل مرة تشرح النكته وكأنك مع معتوهين
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