butterfly
2008-05-28, 20:14
hey everyone read this you won't be sorry
Dear Wife
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell
me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut, had kooked your favorite meal .
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex- Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to
West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband:pp
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first
thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother
raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment. And when you *****d my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
. After all
, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit
the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a
dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
born Carl. I hope that's not a problem
Dear Wife
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell
me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut, had kooked your favorite meal .
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex- Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to
West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband:pp
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first
thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother
raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment. And when you *****d my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
. After all
, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit
the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a
dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
born Carl. I hope that's not a problem