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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : funny story


Batoul29
2008-05-18, 19:33
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose if you tell me the time

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell
you the time

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter[/color]

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you

Young Man: Smiles


Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission

Young Man: Oh Yes ! and smiles

Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch ....

.....lol.......

hairless17
2008-05-18, 23:09
a very funny story thanks a lot

حمد السقطري
2008-05-19, 08:47
thanks old man it is very niice

Dark Butterfly
2008-05-20, 16:17
what a funny story

thanx sweety for sharing with us

hairless17
2008-05-22, 19:18
can you add more ?

setifienne
2008-05-29, 11:19
3andou bezaf l'avance !!! lol
funny story ,thanx for sharing and make it a joyful moment

hairless17
2008-05-30, 12:01
any new fun

Batoul29
2008-06-01, 19:57
well, this is a beautiful site ...it is
about jokes ...enjoy your time
http://www.manythings.org/jokes/

hairless17
2008-06-02, 00:15
yes i have already seen it it is very funny
thank you batoul

amine-politique
2008-06-03, 15:47
hahahahahaha
sweet story and i will ask all fathers about time
and when the father tell me that he never marry her daughter to me .i tell him that i have a mobil i can see time their

أم بدر الدين
2008-06-03, 16:10
^wallah you make me laugh....
thank you

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أم بدر الدين
2008-06-03, 16:11
hahahahahaha
sweet story and i will ask all fathers about time
and when the father tell me that he never marry her daughter to me .i tell him that i have a mobil i can see time their
this is an other funny story thank you..

amine-politique
2008-06-03, 16:18
never mind MALIKA AHLAM u are welcome
what do you study

أم بدر الدين
2008-06-03, 16:29
thank you.
i am ahouse wife brother a mother of 3 children*aboy 12 years old and two girls 5 years old--i mean twins-

hairless17
2008-06-03, 18:54
welcome new members
eenjoy our forum

hairless17
2008-06-03, 18:55
be careful to mistakes
the first aim of this forum is learning