i have for u a brean teaser

[smart]

my teacher gived us this breanteaser i hope that you will be able to solve it
some thing better than god
even more eavel than the devil
the rich need it
the poor have it
and if you ate it you will die
what it is
good luck

[hairless17]

the past of give is gave not gived
continue
I really don't know

[smart]

thanks hairless
thats way they called it brain teaser
do you want to know or i let you think about it more??,

[hairless17]

even more evil than the devil
the rich needs it
the poor has it
and if you eat it you will die
what is it ?

[smart]

It Is So Easy
There Is No One Better Than God
There Is Nothing More Evil Than The Devil
The Rich Needs Nothing
The Poor Has Nothing
And If You Ate Nothing You Will Die!!!
The Answer Is Nothing
Wow!!

[hairless17]

woooooooooooooooooooow
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

[smart]

you see.......
it is easy ans difficult and funny

[hairless17]

yes thanks smart
you always impress me

[smart]

you are welcome hairless

[hairless17]

?what is the poorest bank in the world?

[smart]

well...i dont know
dont tell me
i will find it
oh yeah

[hairless17]

it is the bank of the river

[smart]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thanks
what about this
what cant be use unless broken?

[hairless17]

eggs ? .

[smart]

soooooooooo correct
what about you
any new

[hairless17]

what has 4 legs but can't walk

[smart]

i already said it and you answered it
the chair

[hairless17]

ok
sorry
I forgot

[smart]

never mind
here one
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball

[restless]

I guess it is tomorrow ... is nt it?

[hairless17]

welcome sir
wait the answer from your student
we miss you
where is your good presence
waiiiiiiiiiting

[smart]

you are correct restless

[hairless17]

why the answer is so short

[smart]

which answer!!!!you need to explain more
do you know the longest word in english?

[hairless17]

is it :

antidisestablishmentarianism

[smart]

nnnooo i have longer one
[
B]antidisitablishmentarianismtically[/B
and it is smiles
coz there is mile between the first s and the final s
what do you think

[smart]

no one have any new riddles!!!!!!!

[Batoul29]

This one is easy
I have cities but not houses, and forests but not trees
I have rivers inthout water, and no ships but many seas
WHAT AM I
????????????????????

[hairless17]

a poem .

[Batoul29]

Sorry sir, you have to think again

[smart]

i dont know...........can you tell me

[المتفائلة]

i dont know
it is so hard

[Batoul29]

The answer is
The map

[smart]

woooooooooow
what a riddle

[Batoul29]

Is it so hard
???????????????

[smart]

no
when you know the answer you find that it is not difficult

[Batoul29]

Yes, you're right
when you know the answer you find that it is not difficult

any new riddles

[hairless17]

welcome moutafaela among us
feel at home

[hairless17]

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

[smart]

the stones that is in the ground

[hairless17]

no smarty .

[hairless17]

try again .

[smart]

the stones that are in the see
if it is wrong tell me the right answer

[hairless17]

Dry stones

[smart]

hahaha
wonderful sir thanks

[hairless17]

Any new good riddles ?0

[smart]

You will have them as soon as possible

[hairless17]

And we are waiting

[smart]

Here one sir
What kind of party do prisoners like?

[hairless17]

Free parties?0

[smart]

No sir
The answer is going back party

[hairless17]

I did not think of it

[smart]

Here new one
It is very funny
What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

[hairless17]

Two dogs ?0

[smart]

Yep
do You want more

[smart]

Here

Why do fish live in water?

[hairless17]

Yes I do .

[Batoul29]

Yes, if you want

[hairless17]

Because they don't have a house ?0

[smart]

Because cats can't swim

[hairless17]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Batoul29]

Because cats can't swim

Good one smarty

[smart]

You liked it
Very good

[hairless17]

Any new ones ?1

[smart]

here sir and batoul

Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

[hairless17]

Is it concerning a birthday ?1

[hairless17]

Is it about christmas ?1

[smart]

It is about chrismas
Iam sure that you will find it

[hairless17]

Santa Claus

[smart]

Yep
..........................

[hairless17]

more more more

[smart]

You liked them
Here one sir
I hope that you'll like it

What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?0

[hairless17]

Easy
W R O N G

[smart]

Yes..................it's easy
I will look for difficult ones so that you can't find them

[hairless17]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png

[hairless17]

A man walks into a forest and gets captured by fairies. They tell him that they will kill him but he will choose his fate. He will say a statement, and if it is true, he will be
boiled in water. If it is false, he will be fried in oil.

How does the man get out of this situation?

[smart]

He doesn't say anything to stay out of trouble

[hairless17]

No he must say something

[hichemironic]

hello he will siply say I am going to be fried in oil