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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : نكت مترجمة .......translated jokes


"عاشقة النبي"
2010-05-26, 00:58
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,

كان احد الأزواج يصحو ويعود الى الغيبوبة لعدة اشهر

yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned

ومع ذلك كانت الزوجة الى جانب سريره في كل يوم من تلك الأيام. وفي أحد الأيام عندما افاق الزوج اشار

for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,

الى زوجته أن اقتربي اكثر. وما ان جلست إلى جانبه حتى همس اليها و عيناه مغرورقتان بالدموع, قائلا:

"You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.

أتعلمين؟ لقد وقفت الى جانبي في كل الأوقات العصيبة


When I got fired, you were there to support me.

عندما فصلت من العمل, كنت هناك لتسانديني



When my business failed, you were there.

وعندما خسرت في تجارتي, كنت هناك لي



When I got shot, you were by my side.

وحينما اصبت بالرصاص, كنت الى جانبي




When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

وعندما خسرنا منزلنا, بقيت هنا معي



When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

وعندما بدأت صحتي بالتدهور, ظللت الى قربي



You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as her

heart began to fill with warmth.

أتعلمين؟ ؟؟؟"ماذا ياعزيزي" سألت بكل لطف, مبتسمة وقلبها ممتلئ بالدفء


"I think you're bad luck."

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hakim-medea
2010-06-06, 12:46
awww thanks brother i like it

ريمة14
2010-06-07, 13:29
hhhhhhhhhhhh thats a cold hart men
thanx

AMINA93
2010-06-08, 14:45
thank u i like it so much

lakhdarayachi
2010-06-30, 07:36
thank you for this

"عاشقة النبي"
2010-07-02, 23:54
awww thanks brother i like it

not at all .... but i'm not a boy
thank you

"عاشقة النبي"
2010-07-03, 00:00
hhhhhhhhhhhh thats a cold hart men
thanx

yes that's right he is the coldest man i have ever seen
thankyou

"عاشقة النبي"
2010-07-03, 00:01
thank u i like it so much

not at all sister

"عاشقة النبي"
2010-07-03, 00:03
thank you for this

not at all brother

mimi_gabriela
2010-09-22, 17:58
hhhhhhh...very nice story

thanksss my sis

hamzoo
2010-09-24, 20:49
thank you so much

LATAOUI MABROUK
2010-10-30, 10:35
merciiiiiiiiiiii

nick jonas
2010-10-31, 16:46
wow i didn't expect that coming

thx LOL hahahhaha

عفة روح
2011-01-21, 18:30
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samo_samo
2011-01-31, 13:08
it's so nice thank you

wisssam
2011-02-09, 18:11
thanx it's coool and nice

بسمة أمل رغم الألم
2012-12-23, 20:08
HahahAhahahaha
Xd"

fifi-kawaii
2012-12-30, 19:24
LOL
husbands are always evil

sanshik
2013-01-14, 13:50
Very funny joke

batoul 43
2013-02-23, 15:56
funny joke
thank you

الحالمّــة
2013-03-25, 20:16
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DarknesFreak
2013-03-30, 15:32
that's funny

أميرة العرب
2013-04-10, 18:28
hhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh God

thx a lot

meri7
2013-04-11, 19:55
thanks a lot

meri7
2013-04-11, 21:21
thank u sooooo much