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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : The Husband Store


VampFreak
2010-03-31, 23:02
Hello Everybody
Hope you're all enjoying this break.

This is my first post on this forum and I thought I'd share with you this quite funny fact about women.


A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance
:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.



The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.



The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:


Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak
.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.



This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store
.

yakumo
2010-04-01, 13:46
Wooooooow!!...It's really an amazing story
:19::19::19:
On top of that, confirms the saying: take the opportunity before it is lost
Welcome bro here,we'll wait 4 a new one
Thanx a lot
:19::19:

VampFreak
2010-04-02, 17:59
take the opportunity before it is lost





So true!!

Thanks for the reply brother
:)

super doctor
2010-04-09, 12:05
welcom with us hello i wanna be friends

real dream
2010-04-14, 09:23
thank you for what you present

gmail
2010-04-15, 13:56
in her place i would do the same thing .. i m curiouse like her

yes i think that s just a matter of curiosity

VampFreak
2010-04-17, 12:27
in her place i would do the same thing .. i m curiouse like her

yes i think that s just a matter of curiosity


Yes, it's all about curiosity :)

Thank you all for your replies

أمة الله 12
2015-09-13, 07:22
Hhhhhhhh really it"s funny
May Allah bless my hubby

سر سعادتي..
2015-09-14, 20:10
loooooooooolll...very funny....thank you

JLcorp
2015-12-01, 18:32
thats funny