english jokes For U

[Amany Queen]

I bring some english jokes and I wish you enjoy them

-1-

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

-2-

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

-3-

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

-4-

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No

[Bouchra mimi]

Hi Amany , how r u Dear

i hope u r fine , thanx for theese funny jokes i really enjoyed

especially these two :

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet


Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Hhhhhhhh, thanx again

see u soon huny

[الميستر حشيشة]

Oh, Oh
THE LAST ONE OMG IT IS KILLING ME

[Amany Queen]

Hi Amany , how r u Dear

i hope u r fine , thanx for theese funny jokes i really enjoyed

especially these two :

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet


Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Hhhhhhhh, thanx again

see u soon huny

Hey Bouchra ,
i'm fine , thnx , wht abt u sis ? ( i see that u'r enjoying this days :p )

u'r welcome , i've just tried to keep this funny climate :19:

i liked it too , the teacher was like GOOGle , he didn't let his pupil complete his speech nd he judged it :D


Thank u for passing By Sis

[Bouchra mimi]

Hey Bouchra ,
i'm fine , thnx , wht abt u sis ? ( i see that u'r enjoying this days :p )

u'r welcome , i've just tried to keep this funny climate :19:

i liked it too , the teacher was like GOOGle , he didn't let his pupil complete his speech nd he judged it :D


Thank u for passing By Sis

As u see am very fine , i dont know whats happening to me

i become like a maniac , happy with no reason

Or maybe there is but i dont know whats that certain reason

[Amany Queen]

Oh, Oh
THE LAST ONE OMG IT IS KILLING ME



lool
hey try to keep breathing , this last one is criminal ,...be carefull :p , do u understand ?? ;) :rolleyes:

Thnks Bro

[Amany Queen]

As u see am very fine , i dont know whats happening to me

i become like a maniac , happy with no reason

al hamdullah , ( dayma nchlh )
hh My God ! , so keep it always sis , be happy coz the life is short

[Bouchra mimi]

al hamdullah , ( dayma nchlh )
hh My God ! , so keep it always sis , be happy coz the life is short

InshAllah u too

[sara roseblanche]

hey amany i hope you're doing well
funny jokes hhhhhhhhhh i enjoyed so much specially the third one mdrrrrrrn poor man :p
thanks a lot <3