Funny messages

[Tawba_19]

Iwrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air,it was blown Iaway.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU

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Twinkle Twinkle little star. You should know what you are. And once you know what you are. Mental hospital is not so far

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time


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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

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Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you


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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL



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with my love
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[Dark Butterfly]

Iwrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air,it was blown Iaway.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack



this one is the funniest
i realy liked it




God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU


ohhh poor him or her
i realy wanna see his face after reading this




Twinkle Twinkle little star. You should know what you are. And once you know what you are. Mental hospital is not so far


hahaaaaaaaaaahahhahaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
i cant stop
hahahahaaaaahahahahaaaa





The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you



there will be Maroco water drops all over his face



Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you



this is so funny
but in the same time soo cruel
but i loved it




When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL



i think you should delete this one
coz when we are in darkness
there is Allah beside us
always


well thanx sis for the funniest msg

take care

[أم بدر الدين]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU

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[sabiha18]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time

I liked these two very much
thanx a lot
dont u have others .....they're very funny.....helarious

[conqueror]

I liked this : Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time ... it's the funniest ... so those appear from a heatrless and with sharp tongue person ... not you !!!!

[sabiha18]

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Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you


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[souadtia]

Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you
:Dthis one is the funniest
thanks

[نادال رافايال]

really thank u so much my friends

[ينابيع الصفاء]

keep smsing
I'm pleased to read your lovely messages
May Allah save you wherever you go

[سحر الجزائر]

Thank you so so so match

[rachaa]

helarious thank you so much i loved it

[simsima687]

realy u make me laughing

[simsima687]

[quote=Tawba_19;1349647]





Roses are red; Violent are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you


liked this too]
i like this so much

[chaib youcef]

you are the Best my sister
attain your dream

[omsi]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU
i dont know why you write all what you find in internet without any tought .so i think you are ot muslim or you forgot that you are .in usa they choose pepsi and pizza so should change it by other product it is better i think

[الوفاء ب]

:1:thanks alot its realy realy great i loved them so much god save u from any bad and good luck

[ghalias]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU
i dont know why you write all what you find in internet without any tought .so i think you are ot muslim or you forgot that you are .in usa they choose pepsi and pizza so should change it by other product it is better i think
hey Mr omsi... i think tht she is right to put pizza and pepsi.. cause everyone eats pizza and drinks pepsi or coca-cola so if she putted for exmple ramy or rwiba.. me i don't like them but i prefer cca-cola and i looooove pizza:1:.
anyway thnks darling for your funny messages..God bless you all :19::19::19:

[ايمان فلاور]

thanks.....

[salouma18]

thank you so much god bless you for ever[COLOR="Purple"]God bring you your dreams/COLOR]

[Darkness angel]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahhahahahahaa very funny nd smart too

[smart]

Oh I can't thank You enough for making me laugh
I really needed to laugh and those messages are so funny
Thnx a million dear

[ENGLISHlover]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU
i dont know why you write all what you find in internet without any tought .so i think you are ot muslim or you forgot that you are .in usa they choose pepsi and pizza so should change it by other product it is better i think


am sorry if i quote from u but the same words i wanna tell her ok

[hakim-medea]

i realy liked it

[bila00b]

thank you that was very funny

[doria 21]

this one is the funniest
i realy liked it

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhhhhh
oh you really made me lllllllllooooooollllll
it's helarious

[Allah raby]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks alottt

[سارة13300]

i like it thanx