نور dz
2014-01-11, 15:25
ﺳﺄﻟﻨﻲ الاستاذ : ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺭﺳﺒﺖ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻻﻣﺘﺤﺎﻥ .. ؟؟؟
فقلت:
ﺍﻧﺎ : ﻟﻴﺲ ﺫﻧﺒﻲ ﻳﺎ استاذ ﻷﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ ..
365 ﻳﻮﻣﺎً ﻓﻘﻂ
..
ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻌﻪ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻋﺒﺎﺩﻩ ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ 52 ﺟﻤﻌﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ
ﻭﻻ ﺃﺣﺪ ﻳﺪﺭﺱ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ
ﺣﻴﺚ ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ 313 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺍﻟﻌﻄﻠﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻴﻔﻴﺔ ﻣﺎ ﻧﺪﺭﺱ ... ﻓﻴﻬﺎ : 60 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 253 ﻳﻮﻡ
8 ﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ ﻧﻮﻡ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺔ ..... ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ: 122 ﻳﻮﻡ ﻧﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ ﻓﻘﻂ 131 ﻳﻮﻡ
)ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻟﻠﻌﺐ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺎً ﻣﻔﻴﺪﺓ ﻟﻠﺼﺤﺔ (
ﻣﻤﺎ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ 15 ﻳﻮﻣﺎً ﺇﺿﺎﻓﻴﺎً
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 116 ﻳﻮﻡ
) ﺭﺑﻊ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻓﻄﻮﺭ + ﻧﺺ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻏﺪﺍ + ﻧﺺ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻋﺸﺎ (
ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺎ ﻟﻸﻛﻞ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﻀﻎ ﺟﻴﺪﺍً ﻟﻠﺤﻔﺎﻅ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﺍﻟﻄﺎﻗﺔ .............ﺃﻱ 19ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 97 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺔ ﻟﻠﻜﻼﻡ ﻭﺍﻟﺘﺤﺪﺙ ).. ﻓﺎﻹنساﻥ ﻣﺨﻠﻮﻕ
ﺇﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋﻲ ....(ﻭﺑﺬﻟﻚ ﻧﻀﻴﻒ 15ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 82 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﺍﻻﻣﺘﺤﺎﻧﺎﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻷﻗﻞ 45 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 37 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺍﻟﻌﻄﻞ ﻭﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﺍﻷﻋﻴﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﺪﻳﻨﻴﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﻮﻃﻨﻴﺔ ﻭﺍﻹﻧﺴﺎﻧﻴﺔ
ﻭﺍﻟﻘﻮﻣﻴﺔ : 10 ﺃﻳﺎﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 27 ﻳﻮﻡ ..
ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺽ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﺘﻴﻦ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺃﻗﻞ ﺗﻘﺪﻳﺮ : 7
ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 20 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻭ ﺭﺑﻊ ﻣﺴﻠﺴﻼﺕ ...ﺃﻱ 19ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺒﻘﻰ ..
ﻳﻮﻡ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ
.. ﻭﻫﻮ ﺫﻛﺮﻯ ﻋﻴﺪ ﻣﻴﻼﺩﻱ
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فقلت:
ﺍﻧﺎ : ﻟﻴﺲ ﺫﻧﺒﻲ ﻳﺎ استاذ ﻷﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ ..
365 ﻳﻮﻣﺎً ﻓﻘﻂ
..
ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻌﻪ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻋﺒﺎﺩﻩ ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ 52 ﺟﻤﻌﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ
ﻭﻻ ﺃﺣﺪ ﻳﺪﺭﺱ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ
ﺣﻴﺚ ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ 313 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺍﻟﻌﻄﻠﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻴﻔﻴﺔ ﻣﺎ ﻧﺪﺭﺱ ... ﻓﻴﻬﺎ : 60 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 253 ﻳﻮﻡ
8 ﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ ﻧﻮﻡ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺔ ..... ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ: 122 ﻳﻮﻡ ﻧﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ ﻓﻘﻂ 131 ﻳﻮﻡ
)ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻟﻠﻌﺐ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺎً ﻣﻔﻴﺪﺓ ﻟﻠﺼﺤﺔ (
ﻣﻤﺎ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ 15 ﻳﻮﻣﺎً ﺇﺿﺎﻓﻴﺎً
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 116 ﻳﻮﻡ
) ﺭﺑﻊ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻓﻄﻮﺭ + ﻧﺺ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻏﺪﺍ + ﻧﺺ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻋﺸﺎ (
ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺎ ﻟﻸﻛﻞ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﻀﻎ ﺟﻴﺪﺍً ﻟﻠﺤﻔﺎﻅ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﺍﻟﻄﺎﻗﺔ .............ﺃﻱ 19ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 97 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺔ ﻟﻠﻜﻼﻡ ﻭﺍﻟﺘﺤﺪﺙ ).. ﻓﺎﻹنساﻥ ﻣﺨﻠﻮﻕ
ﺇﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋﻲ ....(ﻭﺑﺬﻟﻚ ﻧﻀﻴﻒ 15ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 82 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﺍﻻﻣﺘﺤﺎﻧﺎﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻷﻗﻞ 45 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 37 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺍﻟﻌﻄﻞ ﻭﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﺍﻷﻋﻴﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﺪﻳﻨﻴﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﻮﻃﻨﻴﺔ ﻭﺍﻹﻧﺴﺎﻧﻴﺔ
ﻭﺍﻟﻘﻮﻣﻴﺔ : 10 ﺃﻳﺎﻡ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 27 ﻳﻮﻡ ..
ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺽ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﺘﻴﻦ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺃﻗﻞ ﺗﻘﺪﻳﺮ : 7
ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺔ
ﻳﺘﺒﻘﻰ 20 ﻳﻮﻡ
ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻭ ﺭﺑﻊ ﻣﺴﻠﺴﻼﺕ ...ﺃﻱ 19ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻳﺒﻘﻰ ..
ﻳﻮﻡ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ
.. ﻭﻫﻮ ﺫﻛﺮﻯ ﻋﻴﺪ ﻣﻴﻼﺩﻱ
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