I promise u will laugh

[aliallawa]

I promise you will laugh:

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"



Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good ****".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

[Stranger in Paradise]

السلام عليكم......

Nice Jokes.... aliallawa.......keep up the good work:19:


Good luck for all....... .

[aliallawa]

السلام عليكم......

Nice Jokes.... aliallawa.......keep up the good work:19:


Good luck for all....... .

Thnx so much dear crazytechno

[Tsukikaze]

:1::1::1:HILARIOUS:1::1::1:
These jokes are awesome :mh31::mh31::mh31::mh31:
Thanks a lot bro :19::19::19::19:

(Even Shino would've laughed at these)l

[aliallawa]

:1::1::1:HILARIOUS:1::1::1:
These jokes are awesome :mh31::mh31::mh31::mh31:
Thanks a lot bro :19::19::19::19:

(Even Shino would've laughed at these)l

thnx dear tsukikaze . but who is shino???

[Tsukikaze]

Ask crazytechno , he'll surely give you the answer (I think so)l

:1::1::1::1:

[aliallawa]

Ask crazytechno , he'll surely give you the answer (I think so)l

:1::1::1::1:


thnx but i cant ask crazy people sorry crazy techno.
hahahahahahahhaha

[Tsukikaze]

That' s mean
!!!!

Nooo, I know that it's just to tease him

:):):):)

[Stranger in Paradise]

(Even Shino would've laughed at these)l



Heh heh heh.....Aburame I don't think so ....he laughed only once....when they put a laughing powder in his food....



aliallawa....you stabbed me in the back .....I will never write comments on ur subjects.........................................

heh heh heh.... just kidding.:1:...keep going aliallawa u r doing well:19: ...and by the way.....:mh31: congratulations:mh31: for the second star u deserve it.







بالتوفيق للجميع..............

[aliallawa]

Heh heh heh.....Aburame I don't think so ....he laughed only once....when they put a laughing powder in his food....



aliallawa....you stabbed me in the back .....I will never write comments on ur subjects.........................................

heh heh heh.... just kidding.:1:...keep going aliallawa u r doing well:19: ...and by the way.....:mh31: congratulations:mh31: for the second star u deserve it.







بالتوفيق للجميع..............


thnx a lot crazy nut . sorry crazy techno. u r so smart and kind. keep up the good comments and work.

[hairless17]

You are doing very well Ali

[aliallawa]

You are doing very well Ali

It's because your forum deserves all good things . Thnx so much.

[رائد القمر]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha
realy funny
are there some more?

[sabiha18]

very fuuuuuuuuuunny

[Hellsmoke]

These is cool jokes, guy !

[aliallawa]

These is cool jokes, guy !

U r welcome friend but keep Hell away from us.

[الميلود]

Made me laugh.. but we shouldn't diss on teachers
Have you heard the saying "the tacher is almost a messenger"?
Actually it was from a poem of Ahmad Shawki.

Of course there're always bad teachers but we don't generalise

Just my two "doros".

[Hellsmoke]

U r welcome friend but keep Hell away from us.

Yeah sir I'll keep hell away

[sarielle]

THANK YA
SALAM....................Sarielle

[aliallawa]

THANK YA
SALAM....................Sarielle

U r welcome Nice to meet u on the forums
SALAM

[** مريم **]

Thanks a lot , so very funny !

[** مريم **]

Thanks a lot , it's so very funny

[aliallawa]

Thanks a lot , it's so very funny

Welcome on our forums azarthee.

[** مريم **]

Welcome on our forums azarthee.

Thank you , but I don't speak English very well !! If I'll do some mistakes, can you correct them ? please ?

[aliallawa]

Thank you , but I don't speak English very well !! If I'll do some mistakes, can you correct them ? please ?


Sure u will always find me near u to correct the mistakes. With pleasure.

[أمـــ الجزائرـــــــــال]

it's very funny

thank you brother

[aliallawa]

it's very funny

thank you brother

U r welcome sister.

[** مريم **]

Sure u will always find me near u to correct the mistakes. With pleasure.

Ok thank you sir , Your topics are very good ;

That picture is for you, because you give us many qood things : http://www.antoine.tv/images/bateaux/voyage.jpg

and because you enjoy travelling

[aliallawa]

Ok thank you sir , Your topics are very good ;

That picture is for you, because you give us many qood things : http://www.antoine.tv/images/bateaux/voyage.jpg

and because you enjoy travelling


thnx so much . U have a great taste . A nice pic.
thnx again. .

[حمـ 0418 ــزة]

hello
hello every body
sorry i can not speak or write english
i am very weak in english
:o:o:o:o:o
i can tell u only

thank u very much dear
and
thank u google for translate these words


(do not laugh up me)
:1::1::1::1:,
salem

[wiamdassy]

Really funny
I indeed laughed
Thanks.

[** مريم **]

Hamza; I want to laught but I will not do it .
now, you must translate from English to French to understand what iI say .
I considerate what you do , you will perform your English .

[** مريم **]

Hamza, you have all my respect

[aliallawa]

Really funny
I indeed laughed
Thanks.

u r welcome friend.

[aliallawa]

hello
hello every body
sorry i can not speak or write english
i am very weak in english
:o:o:o:o:o
i can tell u only

thank u very much dear
and
thank u google for translate these words


(do not laugh up me)
:1::1::1::1:,
salem

u r welcome dear friend . dont forget we r all here to learn. okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???

[حمـ 0418 ــزة]

Hamza, you have all my respect

thank u lot
and me too
in english i know some words only
like
thank u, with, the......respct
:1::1::1::1::1:
salem

[حمـ 0418 ــزة]

u r welcome dear friend . dont forget we r all here to learn. okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???

ok thank u lot my dear
u desrve one gift from me to you

good night and sweet dream
salem

[aliallawa]

ok thank u lot my dear
u desrve one gift from me to you

good night and sweet dream
salem

Thnx so much dear hamza.
Iam ,waiting for your gift . Just keep your word .

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???

[nedjoui]

بارك الله فيك نكت رائعة

[aliallawa]

بارك الله فيك نكت رائعة

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