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2009-04-06, 15:48
Hi all,
Yes we need to smile and be happy in our life nothing in the world worth sadness. However, there are some moments in our life we have to be sad and no more than that, but that should not stay for ever. Here are some jokes I hop all of you enjoy them.
:D:D
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A teacher was trying to make use of her self-esteem courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, a child stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, young man?"
"Oh I don't think I'm stupid. I just hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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An 80-year-old couple was worried because they kept forgetting things all the time. The doctor assured them there was nothing seriously wrong except old age, and suggested they carry a notebook and write things down so they wouldn't forget. Several days later the old man got up to go to the kitchen. His wife said, "Dear, get me a bowl of ice cream while you're up."
"Okay." he said.
"...and put some chocolate syrup on it and a few cherries on it, too." She added. "You'd better write all this down."
"I won't forget." He said. Twenty minutes later he came back into the room and handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.
She glared at him. "Now, I told you to write it down! I knew you'd forget."
"What did I forget?" He asked.
She replied, "My toast!"
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All of you just smile and enjoy life :)Regards:19:
Yes we need to smile and be happy in our life nothing in the world worth sadness. However, there are some moments in our life we have to be sad and no more than that, but that should not stay for ever. Here are some jokes I hop all of you enjoy them.
:D:D
______________________________________________
A teacher was trying to make use of her self-esteem courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, a child stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, young man?"
"Oh I don't think I'm stupid. I just hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
.................................................. ..............
An 80-year-old couple was worried because they kept forgetting things all the time. The doctor assured them there was nothing seriously wrong except old age, and suggested they carry a notebook and write things down so they wouldn't forget. Several days later the old man got up to go to the kitchen. His wife said, "Dear, get me a bowl of ice cream while you're up."
"Okay." he said.
"...and put some chocolate syrup on it and a few cherries on it, too." She added. "You'd better write all this down."
"I won't forget." He said. Twenty minutes later he came back into the room and handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.
She glared at him. "Now, I told you to write it down! I knew you'd forget."
"What did I forget?" He asked.
She replied, "My toast!"
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All of you just smile and enjoy life :)Regards:19: