.kiki
2012-08-27, 21:11
peace and blessing of ALLAH be upon you brothers and sisters
how are you doing? insh'ALLAH you're prepared for going back to school hihi (bet this question got you mad.. if didn't get you out of the page khlas hh)
so maybe you don't know this about me.. but I'm math fan... i'm studying it this year insh'ALLAH
and unlike most people... I think math can be fun ^^ hh
so I collected these beautiful math jokes for you guys
http://mathspig.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/6-pizza-math-mathfail.png%3Fw%3D450
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R Darwin)
I do not think -- therefore I am not.
Here is the illustration of this principle:
One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVBELLFBOs4AsxMF0qDZvHM_AliuPnY Q_Bev16PP-YXUw7WHxV&t=1
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.
Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.
Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.
A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up, got a bucket, hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person.
- They have multiplied, said the biologist.
- Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.
- If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.
A mathematician is asked to design a table. He first designs a table with no legs. Then he designs a table with infinitely many legs. He spend the rest of his life generalizing the results for the table with N legs (where N is not necessarily a natural number). hh
http://www.trottermath.net/humor/10reasonse.gif
A mathematician belives nothing until it is proven
A physicist believes everything until it is proven wrong
A chemist doesn't care
biologist doesn't understand the question.
A math professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A lecturer tells some students to learn the phone-book by heart.
The mathematicians are baffled: `By heart? You kidding?'
The physics-students ask: `Why?'
The engineers sigh: `Do we have to?'
The chemistry-students ask: `Till next Monday?'
The accounting-students (scribbling): `Till tomorrow?'
The laws-students answer: `We already have.'
The medicine-students ask: `Should we start on the Yellow Pages?'
"Do you love your math more than me?"
"Of course not, dear - I love you much more."
"Then prove it!"
"OK... Let R be the set of all lovable objects..."
Theorems
Interesting Theorem:
All positive integers are interesting.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-interesting positive integer. But, hey, that's pretty interesting! A contradiction.
Boring Theorem:
All positive integers are boring.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-boring positive integer. Who cares!
There really are only two types of people in the world, those that DON'T
DO MATH, and those that take care of them.
Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
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Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
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http://www.djelfa.info/vb/picture.php?albumid=17418&pictureid=103617
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].hh
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How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
1. A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2. An inclined plane is a slope up.
3. A slow pup is a lazy dog.
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how are you doing? insh'ALLAH you're prepared for going back to school hihi (bet this question got you mad.. if didn't get you out of the page khlas hh)
so maybe you don't know this about me.. but I'm math fan... i'm studying it this year insh'ALLAH
and unlike most people... I think math can be fun ^^ hh
so I collected these beautiful math jokes for you guys
http://mathspig.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/6-pizza-math-mathfail.png%3Fw%3D450
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R Darwin)
I do not think -- therefore I am not.
Here is the illustration of this principle:
One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVBELLFBOs4AsxMF0qDZvHM_AliuPnY Q_Bev16PP-YXUw7WHxV&t=1
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.
Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.
Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.
A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up, got a bucket, hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person.
- They have multiplied, said the biologist.
- Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.
- If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.
A mathematician is asked to design a table. He first designs a table with no legs. Then he designs a table with infinitely many legs. He spend the rest of his life generalizing the results for the table with N legs (where N is not necessarily a natural number). hh
http://www.trottermath.net/humor/10reasonse.gif
A mathematician belives nothing until it is proven
A physicist believes everything until it is proven wrong
A chemist doesn't care
biologist doesn't understand the question.
A math professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A lecturer tells some students to learn the phone-book by heart.
The mathematicians are baffled: `By heart? You kidding?'
The physics-students ask: `Why?'
The engineers sigh: `Do we have to?'
The chemistry-students ask: `Till next Monday?'
The accounting-students (scribbling): `Till tomorrow?'
The laws-students answer: `We already have.'
The medicine-students ask: `Should we start on the Yellow Pages?'
"Do you love your math more than me?"
"Of course not, dear - I love you much more."
"Then prove it!"
"OK... Let R be the set of all lovable objects..."
Theorems
Interesting Theorem:
All positive integers are interesting.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-interesting positive integer. But, hey, that's pretty interesting! A contradiction.
Boring Theorem:
All positive integers are boring.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-boring positive integer. Who cares!
There really are only two types of people in the world, those that DON'T
DO MATH, and those that take care of them.
Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
---------------
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
------------------
http://www.djelfa.info/vb/picture.php?albumid=17418&pictureid=103617
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].hh
---------------------
How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
1. A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2. An inclined plane is a slope up.
3. A slow pup is a lazy dog.
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