۩˙·٠• true defenitions ۩˙·٠•

[amel nina]

School: A place where father pays and Son plays

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father : A banker provided by nature

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh
so true and so funny hhhhhhh
and this :

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

is a warning for me as a future doctor
hhhhhhhh

[amel nina]

hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh
so true and so funny hhhhhhh
and this :

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

is a warning for me as a future doctor
hhhhhhhh




thank you for passing by, you really made me happy

so are you gonna be a doctor??:rolleyes::rolleyes: that's cool cuz I'm gonna be a dentist, as far as I know, people get freaked out just as the idea of visiting a dentist is being mentioned hhhhh, that's so true

by the way, don't even try to apply the idea of this definition, I know you're crazy and you'll do it hhhhh just kidding
:1::1::1::1::1:

[Hillin]

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

[Hind_dz]

loooooooooooool

they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling

:D

good one Nine, thank u

[english2013]

hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much

[amel nina]

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^




happy that you liked all of them

it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free:cool::cool::cool:, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh:1::1:, I'm kidding





loooooooooooool

they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling

:D

good one Nine, thank u




thanks for passing by my twin
:19::19::19::19::19:
it's really kind from you



hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much



hello our new sister and :mh92: to you between us

thanks

[Hillin]

Lol
and I was thinking that our friendship would last forever
heheheheheh
don't take it seriously
coz
it would Inchaa Allah
I really missed talking to you darling
u,ur twins,and White milk
but as y know friends i'm liitle busy and worried about the next year
it would be the last year for me at university
and I've to think about "memoire"l
thus i may leave the club for a while
dear friends

[amel nina]

oh deary, i missed you too
:o:o:o:o


what a coincidence!! this year will be you last year in university while it'll my first year in it, you leave and I enter
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


I hope you won't be away for too long cuz the forum will be nothing without your sense of humor hhhh

oh, I almost forgot i'll aslo be away after a month because of the inscriptions and preparations for the university
so, we're in the same case

[Hillin]

Dear Nina
Really It's kind of you honey
University really was great and sweet thu the troubles we may encounter
but Believe me I learnt too much from it
I got free lesson
and I think
you'll get your's too
darling

[amel nina]

thanks for the encouragement



I really feel so bad about the university espicially that I'll study in Oran, it's so far and I don't know if I can bear the fact of being away from my family, i'm really confused



dad told me that he'll try to transfer me to Blida university, I'm not sure if he could do this

[Hillin]

Don't worry Honey
just take it easy
yeah I agree with you since at my first year at university I was scared and I couldn't imagine myself far from home a
at all
but thanks to Allah
coz university taught me how to be responsible
how to rely on my own
to destinguish btw the Good and Bad
cool and hopeful Hillin
feel at ease darling you'll c
you'll have ur turn and you'll taste thing that I've told u about
u'll c how life is tasteful & tastless
wishing u all the Best
^^

[amel nina]

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thank you so much for these uplifting words, I really felt comfortable reading your reply



you're right i must rely on myself, I'm no longer a kid http://www.laymark.com/l/o/13.gif, I have to learn how to be responsible






thanks again my friend

[السَّحابة البيضاءْ]

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[whoseen]

it is veryyyyyyyy funny

[Black_Poison]

thank you for passing by, you really made me happy

so are you gonna be a doctor??:rolleyes::rolleyes: that's cool cuz I'm gonna be a dentist, as far as I know, people get freaked out just as the idea of visiting a dentist is being mentioned hhhhh, that's so true

by the way, don't even try to apply the idea of this definition, I know you're crazy and you'll do it hhhhh just kidding
:1::1::1::1::1:


yeah i'm a doc (after 5 more years
wow Amel you are gaonna be a great dentist

yeah may be people get freaked out of mentioning visiting dentists
but sooner they will realise that toothache is more horrible
and they'll see dentist as heroes cuz they can kill their pain hhhh
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hhhhhhhhh i'm crazy about anything but money hhhhhh
iit has an evil power hhhhhhh

[Black_Poison]

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

Of course sweet heart i never forget my friends even when it comes to serious situation
but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee
not for an illness b3id echar 3lik
May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy

[Black_Poison]

[QUOTE=amel nina;11158090]


happy that you liked all of them

it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free:cool::cool::cool:, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh:1::1:, I'm kidding






Ok here is a crazy thought of mine
I'll treat freinds and poor people for free
and i'll double the bill for rich for poor people
it will be like taking from the rich and giving to the poor
and i'm gonna be like Robin Hood

[Black_Poison]

Lol
and I was thinking that our friendship would last forever
heheheheheh
don't take it seriously
coz
it would Inchaa Allah
I really missed talking to you darling
u,ur twins,and White milk
but as y know friends i'm liitle busy and worried about the next year
it would be the last year for me at university
and I've to think about "memoire"l
thus i may leave the club for a while
dear friends

No Way
you'll leave again my lovely
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
i'm crying like a baby
yeah the "memoire and stuff i know
but it will be easy for you in shaa Allah
i'll be always prying for you hun

and you know the forum is nothing without you
and that i'll be missing you
and that i will always love you

[Hillin]

No Way
you'll leave again my lovely
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
i'm crying like a baby
yeah the "memoire and stuff i know
but it will be easy for you in shaa Allah
i'll be always prying for you hun

and you know the forum is nothing without you
and that i'll be missing you
and that i will always love you
Dearest White Milk
It's so nice to find you here
nd really impressed by ur words
but I'm not gonna leave now
I 'm just gonna wait nd stay with u as much as possible coz I prefer to start working on just after ramadan,I'm still gothering some extra rhemes inorder to be out of harm's way
^^
I think 6 or 7 days left and I'll say"Good Bye":(l
I can't imagine myself far from u

[Hillin]

Of course sweet heart i never forget my friends even when it comes to serious situation
but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee
not for an illness b3id echar 3lik
May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy
Ohhh honey
it's so kind of u
yeah
why not
I'll come to c u whenever I have the opportuinity
but be sure I'lln't come alone
^^
with my future hasband
LOl
at that time may I found u cuddeling ur cute little baby
hehehe
Funny is n't it
hehehehehe

[Black_Poison]

Dearest White Milk
It's so nice to find you here
nd really impressed by ur words
but I'm not gonna leave now
I 'm just gonna wait nd stay with u as much as possible coz I prefer to start working on just after ramadan,I'm still gothering some extra rhemes inorder to be out of harm's way
^^
I think 6 or 7 days left and I'll say"Good Bye":(l
I can't imagine myself far from u

hey nice to see you around
i hope you'll do great
i would love you to stay
but studies comes first
and don't forget to bring i biiiiiiiiig choclate cakeafter you graduate hhhhh

[Black_Poison]

Ohhh honey
it's so kind of u
yeah
why not
I'll come to c u whenever I have the opportuinity
but be sure I'lln't come alone
^^
with my future hasband
LOl
at that time may I found u cuddeling ur cute little baby
hehehe
Funny is n't it
hehehehehe

hhhhh i really want that to happen



not alone hein hhhhhh i really wanna see that lucky man
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



as for me i'm not planing not because i can't
it's because i don't want to

any way you know i'm crazy
hhhhh

[Hillin]

Darling
we can decide about every past events
but we can't and never decide about future ones
coz none knows what the future may bring to us
^^
who know you may get married whereas I may not
we may stay single ladies forever as we may get married together at the same day
^^
For me honey
I don't think I can find my man
coz I've so difficult mentality
I don't know really
!!!!

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i made my decision darling
may be destiny is stronger like you said
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yeah may be you won't find cuz i don't think that there's someone who is woth this big sweet heart
he must be the nicest genteman in the world

[Hillin]

Honey
one day you'll find yourself accepting things that you never agreed with in the past
this is the nature of human being
^^
it's really kind of u darling
IGentle Man!!!!!
may be
but I think it's not important if he is an open minded & honest man
coz Kindness is sth can be learned

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
who knows
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yeah like you said honest
open minded and trust worthy people are rare

[Hillin]

hehehehehe
do u know sth Honey
Nina'll break our necks
she'll hang us for sure
^^
she'll say"hey troublemakers!!!it isn't a chatting room"l
hehehehehehe

[Black_Poison]

oh my God
i tottally forgot
hhhhhhhh
she loves us
she shouldn't be angry


SORRY nina
i'm just both troublsome and the queen of bla bla
i can't help it hhhh
sorry again
don't be angry

[Hillin]

I think we should run away from this pge honey
yeah she loves us but I think we should show her how we love her too thru how we respect her topic
^^
u c dear Nina
how we 're good friends
^^

[amel nina]

Of course sweet heart i never forget my friends even when it comes to serious situation
but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee
not for an illness b3id echar 3lik
May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy









Ok here is a crazy thought of mine
I'll treat freinds and poor people for free
and i'll double the bill for rich for poor people
it will be like taking from the rich and giving to the poor
and i'm gonna be like Robin Hood






you turned out to be a very understanding and kind doctor, hhhh unlike me who will be a big disaster in medecine world

:1::1::1::1::1:

[amel nina]

Ohhh honey
it's so kind of u
yeah
why not
I'll come to c u whenever I have the opportuinity
but be sure I'lln't come alone
^^
with my future hasband
LOl
at that time may I found u cuddeling ur cute little baby
hehehe
Funny is n't it
hehehehehe

hhhhh i really want that to happen



not alone hein hhhhhh i really wanna see that lucky man
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



as for me i'm not planing not because i can't
it's because i don't want to

any way you know i'm crazy
hhhhh

Darling
we can decide about every past events
but we can't and never decide about future ones
coz none knows what the future may bring to us
^^
who know you may get married whereas I may not
we may stay single ladies forever as we may get married together at the same day
^^
For me honey
I don't think I can find my man
coz I've so difficult mentality
I don't know really
!!!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i made my decision darling
may be destiny is stronger like you said
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yeah may be you won't find cuz i don't think that there's someone who is woth this big sweet heart
he must be the nicest genteman in the world

Honey
one day you'll find yourself accepting things that you never agreed with in the past
this is the nature of human being
^^
it's really kind of u darling
IGentle Man!!!!!
may be
but I think it's not important if he is an open minded & honest man
coz Kindness is sth can be learned






may Allah fulfill our wishes and dreams, and as Hind said who knows what the futur will bring to us




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[amel nina]

hehehehehe
do u know sth Honey
Nina'll break our necks
she'll hang us for sure
^^
she'll say"hey troublemakers!!!it isn't a chatting room"l
hehehehehehe

oh my God
i tottally forgot
hhhhhhhh
she loves us
she shouldn't be angry


SORRY nina
i'm just both troublsome and the queen of bla bla
i can't help it hhhh
sorry again
don't be angry

I think we should run away from this pge honey
yeah she loves us but I think we should show her how we love her too thru how we respect her topic
^^
u c dear Nina
how we 're good friends
^^





what did you say?? i'll break your necks!!!! oh darlings, you've really disappointed me, how can I do such a thing for my favourite friends


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I think you deserve it, little brats

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[Hillin]

may Allah fulfill our wishes and dreams, and as Hind said who knows what the futur will bring to us




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Lol
It's soooooooooooooo kind of you then
no no no darling I wish u a "beautiful"man
heheheheheheheh
nd I think the situation of being "single' is better than being with a"beautiful jerk
hehehehehehehe
^^
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I think you deserve it, little brats

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[/QUOTE]
hehehehehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank u sooooooooooooooooooo much hon
but i prefer to break my neck then
o:

[amel nina]

Lol
It's soooooooooooooo kind of you then
no no no darling I wish u a "beautiful"man
heheheheheheheh
nd I think the situation of being "single' is better than being with a"beautiful jerk
hehehehehehehe
^^
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jerk!! I don't think so, I'll choose someone who will appreciate me, he will be very kind
and if he tries to bother mehttp://www.laymark.com/l/o/48.gif, i'll take off his teeth......it will be very painful to him

oh, how evil i am








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I think you deserve it, little brats

:1::1::1::1::1::1::1:

hehehehehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank u sooooooooooooooooooo much hon
but i prefer to break my neck then
o:[/QUOTE]




hhhhhhhhhhh
I got a new devilish idea, how about breaking your neck first then bombaring you with a big necular bomb

I think this is much better

[Hillin]

jerk!! I don't think so, I'll choose someone who will appreciate me, he will be very kind

and if he tries to bother mehttp://www.laymark.com/l/o/48.gif, i'll take off his teeth......it will be very painful to him

oh, how evil i am




o:
hehehehehehehe
he would be then poor toothless man honey
^^:)




hhhhhhhhhhh
I got a new devilish idea, how about breaking your neck first then bombaring you with a big necular bomb

I think this is much better


[/QUOTE]
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheh hh
Doesn't matter dear
I don't care if u bomb me then coz I would be already dead
nd you'll be presoned heheheheheh

[Hillin]

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it's cool
isn't it

[~°رميصاء°~]

thank you a lot

[Al-Amir]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THANK YOU

Happy Aid

[amel nina]

thank you Roumayssa and Al-Amir for passing by


that's really kind of you

[sileva]

i love it

good luck