لابتسامتك ..نكت ضريفة

[نريمان2011]

سؤال محير
- سأل ولد امه الحامل وهو يشير الى بطنها؟
-ماهدا ياأمي
-الأم: انه اخوك يا بني
الطفل : وهل تحبينه؟
-الام: بالطبع احبه
-الطفل: ولمادا اكلته ادن

الشمسية والقمرية
-المدرس: مالفرق بين اللام الشمسية والقمرية
الطالب: اللام الشمسية تنطق بالنهار ..بينما اللام القمرية تنطق بالليل

كشري
زرع شخص نصف ارضه ارز والنصف الاخر عدس ليحصد محصول الكشري

أخيرا ولكن
رجل التقى طفلا سأله ...
شيء أبيض يسقط من الدجاجة ماهو ؟
راح الطفل يفكر فلم يعرف.. اأجاب السائل
البيضة!... ثم سأله عن شيئان بيضاويان يسقط من الدجاجة؟
وعندما لم يعرف.. قال له بيضتان! فسأله عن شيء يكون احيانا برباط احيانا بدون رباط ؟... ااجاب الطفل بسرعة ثلاث بيضات!!!

وصفة الطبيب
الجرسون:لمادا أخدت المعالق من فوق الطاولة؟
الزبون: لقد أشار علي الطبيب ان اخد ثلاث ملاعق بعد كل وجبة!!

دكاء باهر
المعلم: اعطيني مثال على الأشياء التي لاتدوب في الماء!!
-التلميد: السمكة يا استااد!!

ااخر الأخبار
-الأول: لمادا ترمي هدا الراديو !!
-الثاني: هدا الراديو العين !! لم يأتني قط بأول الأخبار ... دائما يأتيني باخر الاخبار!!

بداهة لص
دخل لص أحد البيوت...
فاستيقظ صاحب البيت مستصرخا ... هل انت لص !!
-الص لا ياسيدي انه الهواء!!

الثعلب المكار
-المعلم: هل الثعلب يبيض ام يلد
-التلميد: توقع منه اي شيء فهو مكار!!

مواساة
-الأستاد: لمادا سمي البحر الأسود بهدا الاسم
-التلميد: لأنه حزين على زميله البحر الميت
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