A “Husbanc/ Shopping Center” lias just opened where o woman maygo ta choose o hushand from among many men. The store lias five floors, ana’ the men increase m positive attributes as the shopper ascencis the fIiqhts.
rhere is, hante ver, o catch: As you open the door ta an,y (bar yau may choose o mon frein that flac,’, but if you go up o floor, you cennotgo bock down except ta exit the building.
Sa o wornan goes te the shopping center to finda husband On the first fboor the s’:gn on the door reacis: floor 1- These men have jobs. The woman reads the si,gn ancisays ta herseif, “WeIl, thats better thon my bast husbana’, but I wonder whats’ further up?” Soup te goes.
The second floor s’gn reads: floor 2- These men have jobs and )ove kids. The woman remarks ta herseif, “Thot’sgreat, but? &vonder what’s further up7’ Ana’ up she goes again.
The third floor s4w reails: Ploor 3- These men have jobs, love kids ana’ are extreme/ygood booking. “Hmmm, be tter”she says. “But I wonc/er’ what’s upstairsY’
The fourth floor siqn reads: fboor 4- These men have jobs, love kids, are extreme/ygood looking ana’ help with the hausework. “WowI” exciaims the woman, “very tempting. Ht) T there must be more further up/”Andagain te heads up another fhqht The fifth floar siqn reac/s: flac,’ 5- You are vis’Jtor number 123,974,389 ta this (bar. There are no tnen on this fboor. This flaor exists solely as proof that women are impossible ta please. Thank you for shoppmg et Husband .l4arket ana’ have o nice dey
Poems written by WIFE and HIJSBAND
WIFE:
J wrnte your naine on sand k got washed.
I wrote your name in air, jt was blown away.
Then 1 wrote your naine cm my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, lie created pizza.
Ha saw me thirsty, ha created Pepsi.
He saw m.e in dark, ha created light.
Ha saw me without problems, ha ereated YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twirikle littLe star
Yen sheuld know what you are
And once you know what you axe
Mental hospital is net se far.
HUSBAND:
The tain makes alt things beautifiul.
fle grass and flowers toc.
If raki makes aIl things beautiful
Why doesn’t it raki on you?
WIFE
Roses are red; Violets are bine
Monkeys lilce u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you wili frnd me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
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2011-04-25, 16:40
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